FS BRU - Chaos!

The Foreign Service Round Up topic for the month is Chaos.  I find it fitting that Jill choose Chaos during EER season.  I don't know if it is just my family but the month of April is always stressful in our house. 

Yes, I know it looks like I may have robbed the cradle a bit.
But I assure you he is older than me.

It started 15 years ago when my husband and I decided to get married in this month.  People asked us why we would want to get married around tax time.  I assured them that we always had our taxes done in plenty of time and that would not be a worry.  Little did we know that the foreign service had their own ideas for deadlines in the month of April. 
But it doesn't just stop and start with EER season for whatever reason when it rain, it pours in our house and the phrase "April showers" does not seem to quite describe the downpour we see in our house.

Machu Picchu-- yep, super excited!

This year we have found the perfect storm of Chaos.  My husband is swamped at work, not just with work but training a new person for a new position.  We both have callings at church that are very demanding and require a lot of time. I am involved in the school board and volunteer in Isaac's classroom.  I have a toddler at home and have tweaked my knee and can't run after him.  I can't run errands or grocery shop so we are eating bean burritos and mac and cheese because we only have what I have bought from Amazon in the house.  Emma has the lead in the school play so we are sitting up nights running lines.  I am busy planing an agenda and all the in's and outs for a trip for our 15 year wedding anniversary, and I'm praying I will be able to hike all over Machu Picchu, because I have less than a month to get my knee back in working order.  Emma has been home from school all week long with a fever, and I finally took her to see someone. And yes, this is our "April shower," Emma was diagnosed today with Dengue Fever.

My baby, day one of the Dengue rash

So although the chaos in my life is not currently due to packing or unpacking.  However if you saw my attic after putting Easter decorations away you might wonder what what going on up there.  All I have to say is next April you can petty much count on a post very similar to this one.  Because if there is one thing in life I can count on, it is a downpour in the middle of our April in our house.  . 


***Please note many good things have happened in April as well.  Namely I married my best friend and welcomed my sweet Eli into this world.

Puddle on the Floor

The other day we had a pretty hard rain storm.  It will do that from time to time here and it is a great day to say in and watch TV.  I will do almost anything to avoid driving in it but do like to sit out on the patio and watch/listen to the rain. 








At the end of this last storm I walked into our TV room to grab the baby's blanket and my feet got wet.  I moved the couch and there was a puddle of water in the middle of the floor.  How did this get there?  I began searching for the stream of water leading up to the puddle, or the stain on the ceiling from where it must have dripped.  But nothing.  We determined after finding some water in the far corner of the room, that it entered at the corner, ran under the tile under the floor and then when enough collected in the center of the room began to rise through the tile and eventually the carpet.  I can't wait to see how they fix this one. 

I can say this.  Life in the foreign service is NEVER boring.  Even when you are 'just' a stay at home mom, playing with the baby all day long.

Should I feel guilty?

Last night Eli was happily watching Toy Story 2.  I laid on the floor to watch it with him and laid him on my chest.  Shortly after 9 I was sure he must be asleep so I peeked down to see my sweet angel snoozing away and he looked up at me and said, "Hi."  And then off he went.  I knew I had blown it.  I had lost my time to cuddle with my baby because I was greedy and wanted to see this sweet creature I had created sleeping. 

So I did what any mother would do..... I began to fake cry.  I have never done this with him before and it really took him by surprise.  He ran over to me put his hand on my head and said, "Are you okay?"  Yes folks, that is correct.  My baby's first sentence came from his mother's manipulation.  I was shocked and of course perked right up.   So already twice this morning I have heard "Are you okay?" 

I guess I should be surprised he didn't say, "Que pasa?"

International Day at ASA

So last week we had "International Day" at the elementary school.  In years past they have studied Paraguayan traditions and history and all of the kids have participated in a Paraguayan dance.  But this year only 2 grades represented Paraguay and the others learned about different countries (and one state.) 

All in all the program was great.  The costumes were very well done and the kids looked so cute.  But there were a couple of things that made me say, "huh?"  For example the picture you see above is of England.  If you look you will see the English flag, white with a red stripe.  I had no idea this was England's flag, nor do I understand how those outfits represent England.  I think our kids might have been better served to have learned about the United Kingdom, but who am I to say? 

The other thing that made me giggle was that they choose to do Hawaii (the one state.)  And every time the principal would talk about the different countries she would have to say (in a low voice,) "and one state."  It was funny. 


 Isaac's class represented Taiwan.  Now many of you might be thinking, "Taiwan is not a country, it is part of China."  Well actually Paraguay is one of the few countries that recognizes Taiwan as an independent nation.  So although we are the AMERICAN school of Asuncion, because we live in Paraguay we will let that one slide. 






He looked so handsome in his costume.  And although they were not told they were Ninja fighters;,I give it just a matter of time before he decided that is exactly what he is.  Doesn't he look just like a Ninja?









This is Isaac's best friend.  He was representing Tahiti.  Cute huh?

These are our little dancers from Mexico.  I think kindergartners are so cute.  Don't you?

 Isaac doing the "coolest" dance of all!

After all that dancing the kids got "passports" and if the collected the flags from each country they could turn it in for an ice cream.  Isaac did it. 

And he got his ice cream!

FS RoundUp - Vacations

MY FAMILY

This is my first Foreign Service Round Up post.  But I guess it is better late then never.  We were asked to talk about a favorite vacation spot, or somewhere we have been that will make others drool.  We have been in Paraguay for a year now and have done almost nothing in South America.  We have however traveled home twice.  We have a bucket list, yet our time here is quickly whittling away so we will pray we get to half of it. 

However for Christmas this year we realized just how hard it is for Santa to organize his sleigh when we are not at home.  Not to mention getting all of those toys back home in suitcases.  So after much discussion with Santa, and other family members; Santa brought our family (including my parents, sister, brother-in-law and 2 baby nephews) a cruise.  This was a great solution to our problem.  The kids have been dying to go on a cruise.  We have yet to vacation together as a family since my sister was married 5 years ago and a cruise is a great way to do that because we could help each other out with the kids, and spend time together or not. 

SlimeTime Live  Underwear Contest

WE WON!

On the first day of the cruise our kids wanted to try out for "Slime Time Live."  This is a game show like production that we got tickets to see but after our very funny try out skit we were selected.  If you know our family you know the my husband and kids LOVE Star Wars.  So for our skit we put Eli in the middle of the stage and each member of the family portrayed a differed character of Star Wars.  Emma was JarJar Binks and had her arms flying all over as she talked funny about how Eli smelled.  Isaac was Yoda and did his funny walk out onto the stage and said, "Stink I think you do."  Then my sweet husband, who does not enjoy this kind of stuff at all, and was not in anyway excited to participate in this activity stepped up to the plate and came onto the stage breathing very loudly and said, "I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!"  Each person passed out after their line and then I picked up the baby holding him at arms length and said, "As usual I guess I get suck with the dirty jobs."  I do regret that we did not video tape the tryout because it was so much fun.  Most of the other families sang or danced, but we were by far and wide the most creative.  I guess we should be grateful that the people judging us knew Star Wars. 

Shhh, don't tell the hubby, I was kissed by a Blue Man.

The kids with a Blue Man

After Tryouts we went directly to see Blue Man Group, which was probably the best part of the boat.  It was so good in fact we went back to see it again later in the week.  Eli sat through both performances totally mesmerized.  The second performance we were sitting so close to the stage that we got banana all over us as part of their act.  I'm a little surprised my gag reflex did not kick it.

The kids love going to the kids' club. And the grown ups loved the option of dropping them off there. 

This water slide was pitch black.  I had to take Isaac down for the first time.

Emma in the "toilet bowl."

We swam, did the slides, and Emma and I even climbed the rock wall, and repelled down the repelling wall.











Our first stop was St. Martin where we went snorkeling.  The kids had a blast. 

My dad, snorkeling with us.  Super fun!

Isaac loving his first time snorkeling.

Emma diving down to touch the sunken helicopter.

Trish and Eli in St. Thomas

Emma doing the Trampoline thing; she was really good at it!

Our next stop was St. Thomas where we rode the tram to the top to see the views, played and rode the Farris wheel. 

St. Thomas Overlook

Our last stop was Nassau.  We went swimming with the Dolphins and Sea lions.  It was a magical day. 

Dacen being kissed by a dolphin!

Boat ride to the Sea Lions.

My sweet boy hugging a Sea lion.

Shhh, don't tell the hubby I was kissed by a Sea Lion.

My dad and a dolphin!

The family in Nassau.

It was an absolutely wonderful trip.  Now I need to get on that South American bucket list.

A day with the Breadys!

It is funny to me how life is.  Some our best friends in this whole world are my husband's cousin and her wonderful husband.  Since moving to California we have seen them about once a year.  We get together and act like kids for the night, talking and laughing until 3am.  Our kids crash in different parts of the house and Shawn and I are doing our best to keep each other awake for the 30 minute drive home to my parents house.

Fast forward to today (well when we were home for Christmas), we have moved to Paraguay and they have moved to Texas, yet so far we have still seen then about once a year and yet I miss them so much more than before.  I think it is subconscious because I know they are not there to visit when we go home. 

Anyway.  I love you Becky and Nate.  I love your kids and I'm so glad you are a part of our lives.  Thanks for making the effort to come visit us.   Next time let's make it a VACATION!

Buying a Guitar

I don't know how it is in other countries but here in Paraguay if you want something specific from Paraguay there is a city that does it.  For example there is a city that makes hammocks, there is a city that makes jewelry, guitars, ceramics, leather, does wood working etc.  Yes, you can get all of it here in Asuncion if you are willing to go to the right place and pay a pretty penny for it.  But if you are willing to drive to the city that makes it you can find what you want for a reasonable price. 

At Christmas we decided we wanted a traditional Paraguayan Nativity.  So we drove to the city that made ceramics and spent a few hours deciding what we wanted and shopping.  The streets were lined with vendors.  We bought a huge nativity (I don't know what I was thinking because we are already so close where weight is concerned) and a beautiful vase.  We will cherish it for years to come, but I worry about it making the trip to the next post.  It took me 3 rather large boxes to pack it up after Christmas and I left out several pieces in my china cabinet. 

Anyway back to the guitar story.  Emma decided to take guitar this semester because they cut drama from the schedule.  So she needed a guitar.  Her teacher suggested I go down to the local mall and buy her a Yamaha guitar.  Seriously?!?  In a country that prides themselves on making guitars and harps?  That is crazy!  I looked up where we could buy one and the Internet suggested Luque.  We got in the car and Shawn says to me, "Where are we headed?"

"Luque." I say.
"Okay. Would you like to be more specific?"
"I can't, I don't have any more information than that.  I figured we would get into town and ask someone where to go."

A little flustered at my lack of planned he agreed and he headed off.  I kid you not, we were driving down the road and underneath the sign that said "Bienveniedos a Luque" was a guitar shop.  And 3 more followed it in the next 2 blocks.  We bought her a beautiful handmade guitar for a little over $100. 

I hope to hit Hammock city next.